Clever is shit! Funny is money!

comedycentral:

It is so good to have Jon back.

Watch the clip here.

comedycentral:

Get your nose out of that book and into this video featuring Stephen Colbert’s finest literature moments.

comedycentral:

Get your nose out of that book and into this video featuring Stephen Colbert’s finest literature moments.

tastefullyoffensive:

Puppy Power Lift [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Puppy Power Lift [x]

hunnydewprincess:

Sometimes I leave really big tips when I go out to eat, the problem is I go out to eat frequently. And that is the story of why I am poor.

Ayn Rand told me your poor because your inferior… starting to think Ayn Rand was just a bitch.

comedycentral:

There may be a lot of trashy television on cable, but Stephen Colbert and Hugh Laurie classed things up on last night’s Colbert Report.

comedycentral:

Mathematical news, everyone! This week’s brand new episode of Futurama features a special appearance from Adventure Time’s Finn and Jake.
Adventure Time fans may have already noticed Jake the Dog sounds a bit like Bender the Robot. And that’s no coincidence. The great John DiMaggio voices both characters. Worlds are colliding!
The Futurama episode airs this Wednesday at 10/9c. While you’re waiting, catch a new episode of Adventure Time tonight at 7:30pm/6:30c on Cartoon Network.

comedycentral:

Mathematical news, everyone! This week’s brand new episode of Futurama features a special appearance from Adventure Time’s Finn and Jake.

Adventure Time fans may have already noticed Jake the Dog sounds a bit like Bender the Robot. And that’s no coincidence. The great John DiMaggio voices both characters. Worlds are colliding!

The Futurama episode airs this Wednesday at 10/9c. While you’re waiting, catch a new episode of Adventure Time tonight at 7:30pm/6:30c on Cartoon Network.

comedycentral:

The Colbert Report welcomes Hugh Laurie, aka House M.D., as tonight’s guest. But it’s not the first time their paths have crossed.

Longtime Colbert Report viewers will remember, Stephen Colbert and Hugh Laurie share some history.